Whiskey memes, poured neat.
Cotton Barrel Picks takes the meme formats your group chat already speaks and fills them with original, slightly unhinged whiskey jokes. Drawn in-house, printed on demand, mildly inappropriate and 100% hangover-free.
Top shelf memes
Nobody: Me at 5:01 PM
Clocked out at 5:00. Poured in at 5:01. Nobody asked.
From $54.00
Tasting Notes: Expectation vs. Reality
Top panel: sommelier energy. Bottom panel: couch energy.
From $56.00
Small Talk? Small Batch.
Hard pass on the weather chat. Heavy yes on the pour.
From $54.00
Side Effects May Include
Ask your bartender if whiskey is right for you.
From $56.00
Whiskey Facts
Confidence: 300% daily value. Regret: 0%*. *Until tomorrow.
From $54.00
Hello, I'm Single & Aged
A dating profile, but make it a name tag.
From $56.00
Crafted like a good pour (and a bad decision)
Original art
Formats you know, jokes you don't. Every line and drawing is ours: no borrowed labels, famous faces or stolen memes.
Soft & sturdy
Bella+Canvas 3001 ring-spun cotton tees in four whiskey-bar colors, sizes S through 3XL.
Printed on demand
Made when you order, which means less waste and more room in the rickhouse.
Easy returns
Wrong size? We'll make it right within 30 days. See the FAQ for details.
Find their flavor profile
Neat or rocks, cask strength or small batch, there's a shirt for every kind of sipper. Enjoy responsibly.
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